A Little Kamasutra: What About Hillary ?

I am a registered Democrat. In Brazil, I had to go to the Embassy, later the Consulate, in order to vote. In Brazil I was an activist while going to college. Political activity used to be common practice those days. Now most of the youth is into iPods, raves, clubs, anything but Brazilian products. Music? Something that sounds like raman noodles. A German metal band. Speed metal. Emo. 60s, 70s, 80s rock.

Before I forget, for those who keep on searching for the soundtrack of Páginas da Vida, that is one of the ways Rede Bobo makes money. For each novela there are three CDs: Nacional, Brazilian music, Internacional, not Brazilian, and Instrumental. They are all in Som Livre catalog. Good luck.

Back to Dem. I was reading earlier tonight B 12 Partners, a blog one can spend hours reading. There was an article about Bill Clinton and another about ... Go read it, yourself!

And all this dance performed by the Democrats, all the nuanced support or not to support this cause or that one, reminded me of Hillary. I do like Hillary. No, I am not joking. I do like Hillary. There are always two sides to anything. So what is Hillary's position? Is she into a billandmonica? A I-go-on-top? Is she into a sideways? Those of you who read my Kamasutra know about these positions, those who didn't scroll down to that post and amuse yourselves.

Let's see. Hillary can be mean and cruel. Umm, I guess those are alike words. Hillary can be calculating and coniving. Shoot, say something nice about the woman. Hillary speaks out of both corners of her mouth. Now, that is not true. She'll speak to Latinos así, to African-Americans, well, she'll bring Bill along, she can speak to any audience in their terms.

I remember how strongly I disliked her hairdo when she was trying to convince politicians to vote ofr her Social Security reform, or health care, her hair was a mousy brown and she was wearing these Puritan suits. A pol friend of mine said it was on purpose! To impress conservatives! Uh-la-la, Hil-la-ree!

The story about how they met is well-known. He fell for her smarts, she for his hands. She left her job as an intern during Watergate to be with him. Like all of those who met the guy, she felt he would be president one day.

--So, what's her position, Tina, get to the point!


That's it. She doesn't have a position. Her position is I-go-with-the-flow. It is also known as "Re-elect Hillary hillaryclinton.com" I think she loves him, sincerely I do think so. They have been together for so long. Sexually, it must be like an old slipper position. Comfy. Are you done? Roll over to sideways, snore, touch derrières.

But this was what the wedding cake looked like. Ah, Hillary!


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